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You don’t fuck us, we fuck you!
Thanks Simone
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“i don’t know what it is about nicki minaj’s ass because it’s fat as hell but lazy as SHIT. that ass is big as hell, but it don’t do no stunts. it don’t jiggle. it don’t shake. it don’t bounce. it don’t dance. it don’t twerk. DAT ASS DON’T DO SHIT BUT BE A BIG ASS.”
(Source: clitarhero)
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When a girl gets a dick pic.
Dudes think their reaction is like this:
But really it’s like this:
Or I’m just like this:
(Source: mindofsolo)




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